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Switched

I was in a hurry. The clock was closing in at eight in the morning. I was meeting someone later that day and needed to be at the office earlier than usual so that I could catch the company shuttle to Makati. I didn’t … Continue reading

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The Humor of Wowowee

This is a collection of questions and actual answers, shared by a friend in Facebook, of contest participants of Wowowee. A fantastic way to cap a great and satisfying day for Scud. Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!” … Continue reading

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Apollo 13

Debugging, as defined in whatis.com, is the process of locating and fixing or bypassing bugs (errors) in computer program code or the engineering of a hardware device. When someone says they’ve debugged a program or “worked the bugs out” of … Continue reading

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The Day Flor Died

“LET US PRAY FOR FLOR CONTEMPLACION”. Isinulat yan ng isang kaklase in big, bold letters sa gitna ng pisara noong 1995 habang inaantay ng buong Pilipinas ang pagbitay kay Flor. Isang kaklase naman ang umiiyak sa sulok na tatawagin nating … Continue reading

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Please Stop Fucking Me

Ito ay kwinento ng isang opismate na kwinento naman ng hipag nya na manager sa isang call center. Customer: (Irate) This is fucking ridiculous! What the fuck! I do not accept your fucking manager. I want to fucking talk to … Continue reading

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Office Jokes: Part 2

Umaga. Kararating lang ng isang teammate na babae na tawagin natin Lina. Lalaking teammate: Wow. Wet look si Lina! Nagtayuan lahat at tinignan ang kararating na si Lina. Babaeng teammate: Wet look nga. Tumayo pati si Marlon (teammate na nakaupo … Continue reading

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Office Jokes: Part 1

Setting: PantryOfficemate 1: Officemate 2, kung pagkain ka ano ka?Officemate 2: Tapa(Tawanan)Officemate 2: Dahil masarap at malasa ang tapa.(Napunta ang usapan sa paglalaba)Officemate 3: Officemate 2, pag naglalaba ka ano suot mo?Officemate 1: Hanes!Officemate 2: High Heels!(Tawanan)Officemate 4: Naka-high heels … Continue reading

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