English Movies You Should Never Translate In Tagalog

This was forwarded to me in my email. Hilarious.

1. Black Hawk Down – Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
2. Dead Man’s Chest – Dodo ng Taong Patay
3. I Know What You Did Last Summer – Uyy… Aminin!
4. Love, Actually – Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-ibig
5. Million Dollar Baby – 50 Milyong Pisong Sanggol (depende sa exchange rate)
6. The Blair Witch Project – Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair
7. Mary Poppins – Si Mariang May Putok
8. Snakes on a Plane – Nag-ahasan sa Ere (ano daw?! haha!)
9. The Postman Always Rings Twice – Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses
10. Sum of All Fears – Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat
11. Swordfish – Talakitok
12. Pretty Woman – Ganda ng Lola Mo
13. Robin Hood, Men in Tights – Si Robin Hood at Ang Mga Felix Bakat
14. Four Weddings and a Funeral – Kahit Apat na Beses ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin
15. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly – Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
16. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone – Adik si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
17. Click – Isang Pindot Ka Lang
18. Brokeback Mountain – May Nawasak sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala 19. The Day of the Dead – Undas 20. Waterworld – Pista ng San Juan
21 . There’s Something About Mary – May K’wan sa Ano ni Maria
22. Employee of the Month – Ang Sipsip
23. Resident Evil – Ang Biyenan
24. Kill Bill – Kilitiin sa Bilbil
25. The Grudge – Lintik lang ang Walang Ganti
26. Nightmare Before Christmas – Binangungot sa Noche Buena
27. Never Been Kissed – Pangit Kasi
28. Gone in 60 Seconds – 1 Round Lang, Tulog
29. The Fast and the Furious – Ang Bitin, Galit
30. Too Fast, Too Furious – Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
31. Dude, Where’s My Car – Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-park?
32. Beauty and the Beast – Ang Asawa ko at ang Nanay Nya
33. The Lord of the Rings – Ang Alahero
34. Die Hard – Hindi Mamatay-matay
35. Die Hard, With A Vengeance – Hindi Na Mamatay-matay, Nag-higanti Pa
36. Lost In Space – Mga Tangang Naligaw sa Kalawakan
37. Paycheck – Sweldo
38. What Lies Beneath – Ang Pagsisinungaling sa Ilalim
39. Superman, The Return – Si Superman Bumalik, Naiwanan Ang Brief
40. Cinderella Man – Bading si Cinderella
41. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Nag-trabaho si Charlie sa Goya
42. Blade Runner – Magnanakaw ng Labaha
43. Schindler’s List – Mga May Utang kay Schindler
44. Men In Black – Mga Lalaking Namatayan
45. X-Men, The Last Stand – Mga Dating Lalaki, Huling Tinayuan
46. Wedding Crashers – Mga Bwiset sa Kasal
47. The Day After Tomorrow – Sa Makalawa
48. Three Men and a Baby – Ang Tatlong Yayo
49. Catch Me If You Can – Habulin Mo ‘Ko
50. A Bug’s Life – Ang Buhay ng Isang Surot
51. Die Another Day – Mamatay Ka Uli Bukas
52. The Rock – Ang Shabu
53. Jaws – Panga
54. Back to the Future – Sa Likod ng Hinaharap
55. In the Line of Fire – Tumulay ka sa Alambreng may Apoy
56. Saturday Night Fever – Sabado ng Gabi, may Trangkaso
57. Stepmom – Tapakan si Inang
58. Brother Bear – Kuya Oso 58. Police Academy – Paaralan ng Mga Buwaya
60. The English Patient – Ang Pasyenteng Inglesera
61. Man on Fire – Nasusunog na Mama
62. The Horse Whisperer – Ang Tsismoso ng mga Kabayo
63. Dante’s Peak – Ang Bumbunan ni Dante
64. Legends of the Fall – Ang Kasaysayan ng mga Lampa
65. The Forgotten – Ewan

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